#299 - Girthy Cake Dreams / Magic The Gathering Vibez / Dispensary Speakeasy / Karaoke & Arcade Flow

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We debate why carrot cake is royalty, whether pistachio cheesecake should come with a warning label, and exactly how adult™ the “let’s flex our bongs” meetups really are. We drop spicy fact-bombs to impress imaginary father-in-laws, and coin the next coffee-shop empire.

We also unpack our newest mid-life crisis cure: Magic the Gathering, aka grown-up Yu-Gi-Oh but with extra dice and feelings. Then we talk weed culture across states, smoking etiquette for functional friendships, why vibe matters more than menus, and finally plan an unrealistic month-long nerd-tour of Madrid involving cards, arcades, bars, karaoke, and questionable life choices.